Back in the day at The University of Cincinnati, I took a pie in the face for charity. The pie was delivered by my cousin Brian Snape. The news anchor reporting the event was a young ex-mayor, Jerry Springer.
I have a degree in French. It hasn't done me much good yet in life, but I try to keep up with it.
At this point in my life I can't do much traveling to places where they speak it. Even a trip to Quebec would be a stretch of time and resources.